Save Me Lyrics - Singles - Brian Haner

Standing by the tour bus behind the area, 

screaming my name 'til she was sure I'd seen her, 

I signed a picture and I shook her hand 

That's when she said "I'm your biggest fan". 

She pulled a can of mace, 

and sprayed me in my face 

I fell on my head, hit the pavement 

I woke up in her basement 

Somebody save me from this crazy bitch 

She's gonna kill me if she gets her wish 

She's got a Tyra Banksish crazy look 

If I escape I'm gonna sue Facebook 

With tape on my mouth and rope around my hands 

She went into details about our wedding plans 

Photoshopped pictures of her and me, 

covered the walls and I began to pee 

Shots of us at the prom, 

me with her dad and mom (dad and mom) 

She's gonna hobble me like Kathy Bates in Misery 

Somebody save me from this crazy bitch (crazy bitch) 

She stuffed her dog so she could make him sin 

I've often thought of ways that I might die (I might die) 

But taxidermy never crossed my mind 

I'm barely a celebrity 

There's more deserving guys than me 

Like Kanye West and lots of others 

Who would miss the Jonas Brothers? 

Somebody save me from this crazy bitch 

As a star you know I'm just B-list 

There are guys out there who won't resist 

Charlie Sheen would be all over this 

Somebody save me from this crazy bitch (crazy bitch) 

I barely even wanna kiss her lips 

She's making love to me two times a day (times a day) 

Maybe next week I'll try to get away 

Somebody save me (somebody save me) 

Somebody save me (somebody save me) 

Somebody save me from this crazy, crazy bitch 

Somebody save me, somebody save me 

Somebody save me from this crazy, crazy bitch