Monster Mash Lyrics - Tadpoles - Bonzo Dog Band

Monster Mash 

(Who knows?) 

I was working in the lab, late one night 

When my eyes beheld a eerie sight 

For my monster from the slab began to rise 

And suddenly to my surprise he did the mash 

From my laboratory in the castle east 

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast 

The ghouls all came from their humble abode 

To get a jolt from my electrodes, they did the mash 

The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun 

The guests included Wolf man, Dracula and his son 

The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds 

Igor on chains, backed by his babe hounds 

The coffin baggers were about to arrive 

With their vocal group, 'The Crypt Kicker Five' 

They played the mash 

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring 

Seems he was troubled by just one thing 

He opened the lid and shook his fist and said 

"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?" 

It's now the mash 

Now every thing's cool, Drac's a part of the band 

And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land 

For the living, this mash was meant too 

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you 

Then you can mash