Please Mrs. Henry Lyrics - The Basement Tapes - Bob Dylan

Well, I've already had two beers 

I'm ready for the broom 

Please, Missus Henry, won't you 

Take me to my room? 

I'm a good ol' boy 

But I've been sniffin' too many eggs 

Talkin' to too many people 

Drinkin' too many kegs 

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! 

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! 

I'm down on my knees 

An' I ain't got a dime 

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Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway 

Pretty soon I'll be mad 

Please, Missus Henry, won't you 

Take me to your dad? 

I can drink like a fish 

I can crawl like a snake 

I can bite like a turkey 

I can slam like a drake 

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! 

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! 

I'm down on my knees 

An' I ain't got a dime 

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Now, don't crowd me, lady 

Or I'll fill up your shoe 

I'm a sweet bourbon daddy 

An' tonight I am blue 

I'm a thousand years old 

And I'm a generous bomb 

I'm T-boned and punctured 

But I'm known to be calm 

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! 

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! 

I'm down on my knees 

An' I ain't got a dime 

Now, I'm startin' to drain 

My stool's gonna squeak 

If I walk too much farther 

My crane's gonna leak 

Look, Missus Henry 

There's only so much I can do 

Why don't you look my way 

An' pump me a few? 

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! 

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! 

I'm down on my knees 

An' I ain't got a dime