Million Dollar Bash Lyrics - The Basement Tapes - Bob Dylan

Well, that big dumb blonde 

With her wheel gorged 

Turtle, that friend of hers 

With his checks all forged 

And his cheeks in a chunk 

With his cheese in the cash 

They're all gonna be there 

At that million dollar bash 

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee 

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee 

It's that million dollar bash 

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Ev'rybody from right now 

To over there and back 

The louder they come 

The bigger they crack 

Come now, sweet cream 

Don't forget to flash 

We're all gonna meet 

At that million dollar bash 

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee 

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee 

It's that million dollar bash 

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Well, I took my counselor 

Out to the barn 

Silly Nelly was there 

She told him a yarn 

Then along came Jones 

Emptied the trash 

Ev'rybody went down 

To that million dollar bash 

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee 

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee 

It's that million dollar bash 

Well, I'm hittin' it too hard 

My stones won't take 

I get up in the mornin' 

But it's too early to wake 

First it's hello, goodbye 

Then push and then crash 

But we're all gonna make it 

At that million dollar bash 

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee 

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee 

It's that million dollar bash 

Well, I looked at my watch 

I looked at my wrist 

I punched myself in the face 

With my fist 

I took my potatoes 

Down to be mashed 

And I made it on over 

To that million dollar bash 

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee 

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee 

It's that million dollar bash