Rip Taylor Is God Lyrics - Use Your Fingers - Bloodhound Gang

{Hey! 

Da dee dada dee da da 

This is Rip Taylor 

Hey there, sprinkle genies 

Ha, haa, ha 

Did you know that midgets make up 

A small percentage of the population? 

Haa 

Not half, up to here, ha, ha, hey, woo ho 

But seriously, don't you think it's time 

We had a female president? 

With big gazooms? 

Tatee tattoo tees? 

Tatta ta too tatas? 

Baba bing bangs? 

Big jugs, get it? 

Hello, Dolly} 

{Is this microphone on? Hello? 

Anybody out there, can they hear me? 

Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting 

Please, what am I doing here? 

It's a 

You're probably, eh, saying to yourself 

"Why the hell would a comedic virtuoso like, Rip Taylor 

Want anything to do with those half witted, white trash 

Crotch goblins, The Bloodhound Gang?" 

Ooh ho, well listen folks, the answer is very simple 

Ah, ha, ha, ha 

American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques 

They paid me, you hiney hopper, to why else? 

Oh ho 

Oh, I'm getting moist! 

I mean, come on, let's face it kids 

Ha, ha, eh, pardon me 

But they are a bunch of knuckleheads}