Friends Lyrics - Weekend Warrior - Biz Markie

I saw this girl from like around the way 

I told her I was the B I Z Emezah A 

She said she know my reputation, know I got clout 

And like to get to know me without no doubt 

So we started havin' long telephone conversations 

Tryin' to feel each other out, showin' a lot of patience 

Was a hook-up from my man, word bond she was bad 

If I met her whole family I would kiss her dad 

So in my mind I was thinkin' she really likes me 

She got a good head on her shoulder and she's no dummy 

Me and her had compatible horoscopes 

But she bugged me out, so bad I was on the ropes 

Now when I was with her, my shoulders shrugged 

Because when I reached out for a kiss and hug 

She mushed me in my face and smiled with a grin 

And said this question 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

I knew she was different, a very special gal 

For the time being, I shall respect her wishes 

She wasn't a groupie I understand, she said she just had met me 

I liked her for that, a woman with morals 

She called me every day, so I saw she was loyal 

It bugged me out 'cause I don't usually wait 

But on a scale of one to ten, she was a twenty-eight 

We was goin' out on the reg', movies and dinner 

Always stay at my house, way past ten o' clock 

I thought she really really liked me 

I did the right thing like my name was Spike Lee 

She had her own car, so I walked her to the door 

Like Busta Rhymes, I said, "Gimme some more" 

So I put my lips out to get a kiss and she said just like this 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

I knew somethin' was wrong because my mack is correct 

Talkin' for six months and didn't hit it yet 

I thought I was slippin' or maybe in a slump 

I felt like Eddie Murphy when he was Professor Klump 

No, it can't be, she's here every day 

So I don't know why she'd wanna treat me this way 

I gotta investigate like Magnum P.I. 

I just don't understand why, oh, why 

So the next time I saw her, she was unhappy 

She had a frown on her face and real jumpy 

I said, "Yo what's wrong?" I was real concerned 

The way she looked her life had took a real turn 

She said, "I went to court today," and I said, "What?" 

"If I tell you this, you're gonna go nut" 

I said, "Tell me, I can take it, I won't pretend" 

"I gotta go to jail for life, so" 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends? 

Why can't we be friends?