Chinese Food Lyrics - Weekend Warrior - Biz Markie

Yo, you know this is fon-kay 

I mean to say rest in peace, to Aliyah and 'Left Eye' Lopez 

But you know, shout out to my man Bruce Lee 

Jackie Chan, check it out, Jet Li 

I'ma bring it to you like this 

Drop a three pointer from the corner like swish 

Walk around with a name belt and a funky new rap 

Shell tops new and Space Invaders cap 

Old school like, bread and gravy 

Me and Monty roll together like Fred and Grady 

Ain't, nothin' you can say to stop this mad man 

Play Defender, Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man 

Just like Martin Luther I had a dream 

In a house with no heat, just kerosene 

Call Biz Mark, so you get the better connection 

The type to wear Timbs of weddin' reception 

I'm so smart, I even got a GED 

Plus a video oh, BET, and MTV 

I'm the best thing out now go ask your moms 

Spendin' money on cars just to pass the time 

Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that's good, good 

Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that's good 

Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that's good 

I need a couple of egg rolls in my neighborhood, that's good, good 

I'm the Uptown rhymer, large like Big Momma 

Keep three girls on the couch like, "Oh Drama" 

End every line with period, no comma 

Hidin' out till I'm found like Osama 

Walk on water, filled with piranhas 

Want the tie within coats with no liner 

If I ever lose my girl, I go find her 

If not, I got Shirl' and Tawanna 

Right back on ya, yep the old timer 

Any contract you got, I no signa 

Don't smoke or use drugs, of no kinda 

Everything that I wear, is designer 

Just like Dolce, hang with Gabbana 

Biz Mark play his part, the show timer 

Make any party hot like your sauna 

I still keep the crowd controlled with no drama 

Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that's good 

Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that's good 

Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that's good 

I need a some egg rolls in my neighborhood, that's good, that's good 

It's the Mmah, Zah-ayyah, Rrah, Zah-kayyah 

When Guiliani leave I will be the Mayor 

In the year two thou', I'm gonna house 

I'm still tryin' to look up a girl's blouse 

Got a Hummer for the summer, Benz for my girlfriend 

When it comes to ice, I got a lot of diamonds 

I'm hangin' at the Rucker, watchin' skip to my loo 

Girls askin' me to do the 1, 2 

Weather is good, about eighty degrees 

My X-Ray vision seein' thongs and G's 

Thankin' the Lord for the beautiful day 

I seen people sippin' on Tanqueray 

Every thing's the same, in the new millen' 

Seattle is where, they got a hip hop museum 

So listen to the way I rock the spot 

Right about now I'ma make you hot 

Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that's good 

Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that's good 

Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that's good 

I need some egg rolls in my neighborhood, that's good, that's good 

The Emmezah, hey, Bruce Lee 

Jackie Chan, my man Jet Li! 

Five Deadly Venoms, the Master Killer 

Huang Yu, Angela Mayo, okay 

I'm the Biz Markie and I can rock 

To [Incomprehensible] 

I can't forget my man by the name of [Incomprehensible] 

He rock, he rock, I'm the Biz and I stop