Drag King Bar Lyrics - Singles - Bitch & Animal

Drag King Bar 

well I was bored with the lesbian scene 

I told myself I gotta find another thing 

so I strapped on my boots 

and I walked down the street 

and I rolled right in to the local d.k.b. 

(drag king bar, that is) 

when I walked in at quarter to eight 

well I thought that I might be straight 

at the drag kind bar last night 

it's unlike me to look at boys 

when the girls are packing toys 

I can dig that scene all right 

then across the bar 

he played the air guitar 

and mouthed those words real sexy 

it was then that I surely knew 

that this one would be a two 

if I played my cards just right 

well I was drunk and I was bored 

and he was cute so I was lured 

at the drag king bar last night 

where all the boys are really girls 

and the fags whip out their pearls 

at the drag king bar last night 

then at a quarter to ten 

he scoped me again 

and drank his beer so sexy 

it was then that I surely knew 

that this one would be a two 

by the end of the night tonight 

then he used the line that works everytime 

he said hey is this seat taken? 

I said no he said let's go 

I said where I don't care 

I'm a scorpio 

take me home right now 

then at a quarter to twelve 

as I began to delve 

into that drag king last night 

well my thoughts were so strange 

boy my luck sure had changed 

I was queen to the king last night