Best Cock On The Block Lyrics - Singles - Bitch & Animal

it's two in the morning 

my beeper's going off 

i'm naked, i roll over 

enough is enough 

these bitches always calling me 

morning, noon, and night 

Gladys and Rhonda 

Darlene, she is tight, right? 

what can i say? 

they can't stay away 

from the best cock on the block today 

it's eternally hard 

i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors 

come over and try me, i am like no other 

you like 'em big? 

i got a GMC brand 

you like 'em little? 

i got a mini pickle 

i aim to satisfy i aim to please 

just give me some booty that i can squeeze 

what can i say? 

they can't stay away 

from the best cock on the block today 

it's eternally hard 

aw, shit! it's Darlene. 

i know it by the code 

i was supposed to be there an hour ago 

she said, "baby, bring the big one" 

but i left it with Brooke 

my dick, it's like chick bait 

one bite and they're hooked 

so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted 

got my eye right on her block 

and i get distracted 

slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water 

she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her 

she said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men 

well, i need more man in my men 

we could meet next week, 

we could be great friends...." 

no, no... see- i'm a lady lover 

i'm a lady leaver 

just one taste and you'll be a believer 

so girl- take that 

my dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it 

see i'm just a little girl boy, 

trying to make my way in a man's world 

i'm just a little girl boy, 

trying to make my way in a man's world 

so... i gotta go. 

got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo 

from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO 

what can i say? 

they can't stay away from the best cock 

on the block todaaaaay