If Momma Was Married Lyrics - Gypsy - Bette Midler

If Momma was married, we'd live in a house 

As private as private can be 

Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries, a mouse 

Two monkeys, one father, six turtles and me 

If Momma was married 

If Momma was married, I'd jump in the air 

And give all my toe shoes to you 

I'd get all those hair ribbons out of my hair 

And once and for all, I'd get Momma out too 

If Momma was married 

Momma get out your white dress 

You've done it before without much success 

Momma, Godspeed and God bless 

We're not keeping score, what's one more or less? 

Oh, Momma, say yes 

And waltz down the hall while you may 

I'll gladly support you, I'll even escort you 

And I'd gladly give you away 

Oh, Momma, get married today 

If Momma was married there wouldn't be anymore 

'Let's me entertain you', 'Let me make you smile' 

'I will do some kicks', 'I would do some tricks' 

Sing out, Louise, smile, baby 

Momma, please take our advice 

We aren't The Lunts, I'm not Fanny Brice 

Momma, we'll buy you the rice 

If only this once you wouldn't think twice 

It could be so nice if Momma got married to stay 

But Momma gets married and married and married 

And never gets carried away 

Oh, Momma, oh, Momma, oh, Momma, get married today