Dainty June And Her Farmboys Lyrics - Gypsy - Bette Midler

Extra, extra, hey, look at the headline 

Historical news is being made 

Extra, extra, they're drawing a red line 

Around the biggest scoop of the decade 

A barrel of charm, a fabulous thrill 

The biggest little headline in vaudeville 

Presenting in person 

That 5 foot 2 bundle of dynamite, Dainty June 

Hello everybody my name is June 

What's yours? 

I have a moo cow, a new cow 

A true cow named Caroline, moo moo, moo moo 

She's an extra special friend of mine, moo moo, moo moo 

I like everything about her fine, moo moo, moo moo 

She likes to moo in the moonlight 

When the moody moon appears 

And when she moos in the moonlight 

Gosh, it's moosic to my ears, she's so moosical 

She loves a man cow, a tan cow 

Who can cow her with a glance, moo moo, moo moo 

When he winks at her she starts to dance, moo moo, moo moo 

It's what grown-ups call a real romance, moo moo, moo moo 

But if we moved to the city or we settled by the shore 

She'd make the move 'cause she loves me more 

Yes, Mr. Grantziger, Ill tell her 

Thank you very much, that's all 

But we have a great dramatic finish 

I'm sure but Mr. Grantzigers a very busy man, ah, hit it