Battle Of Who Could Care Less Lyrics - Whatever And Ever Amen - Ben Folds Five

Do you not hear me anymore? 

I know it's not your thing to care 

I know it's cool to be so bored 

It sucks me in when you're aloof 

It sucks me in, it sucks, it works 

I guess it's cool to be alone 

Will you never rest? 

Fighting the battle of who could care less 

Every day you wake up late 

Sometimes I wish I was that way 

You think Rockford Files is cool 

But there are some things 

That you would change if it were up to you 

So think about your masterpiece 

Watch the Rockford Files and 

Call to see if Paul can score some weed 

Do you never rest? 

Fighting the battle of who could care less 

Unearned unhappiness 

That's alright, I guess 

I've got this great idea 

Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fucking Mint? 

Fine pewter portraits of General Apathy and Major Boredom 

Singing whatever and ever Amen 

Oh well, maybe not, I'll try again 

This should cheer you up for sure 

See I've got your old I.D. 

And you're all dressed up like the Cure 

You never rest 

Fighting the battle of who could care less 

Unearned unhappiness 

You're my hero I confess