Old Dun Cow Lyrics - Bellowhead Live: The Farewell Tour - Bellowhead

Some mates and I in a public house 

Were playing dominoes last night 

When all of a sudden in the pot-man came 

With his face all chalky white 

"What's up?" says Brown. "Have you seen a ghost?" 

"Have you seen your Aunt Mariah?" 

"Me Aunt Mariah be blown," said he. 

"The bloomin' pub's on fire!" 

Oh there was Brown, upside down 

Knocking back the whiskey on the floor 

"Booze, booze," the firemen cried 

As they came knocking at the door 

Oh don't let 'em in till it's all mopped up 

Somebody shouted "MacIntyre!" 

And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk 

When the Old Dun Cow caught fire 

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Old Johnson rushed to the port wine tub 

And gave it just a few hard knocks 

He started taking off his pantaloons 

Likewise his shoes and socks 

"Hold on," said Tibbs, "If you want to wash your feet 

There's a tub of old ale here 

Don't wash your feet in the port wine tub 

When we've still got some old stale beer" 

Oh there was Brown, upside down 

Knocking back the whiskey on the floor 

"Booze, booze," the firemen cried 

As they came knocking at the door 

Oh don't let 'em in till it's all mopped up 

Somebody shouted "MacIntyre!" 

And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk 

When the Old Dun Cow caught fire 

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Just then there came such an awful crash 

Half the bloomin' roof gave way 

We were doused with a fireman's hose 

But still we were all gay. 

So we got some sacks, and some old tin tacks 

And we bunged ourselves inside 

And we all got drinking good old Scotch 

'Til we was bleary-eyed 

Oh there was Brown, upside down 

Knocking back the whiskey on the floor 

"Booze, booze," the firemen cried 

As they came knocking at the door 

Oh don't let 'em in till it's all mopped up 

Somebody shouted "MacIntyre!" 

And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk 

When the Old Dun Cow caught fire 

Fire! Fire! 

Fire! Fire! 

Fire! Fire! 

Fire! Fire! 

And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk 

When the Old Dun Cow caught fire