Black Beetle Pies Lyrics - Bellowhead Live: The Farewell Tour - Bellowhead

Come all you fine ladies 

Listen to my tale 

A curious story 

To you I will tell 

Such a strange little tale 

Such a nasty surprise 

There's a lady who feeds the poor on her 

Black beetle pies 

All you that are hungry 

Do not despair 

At Raglan House Brixton 

Quickly repair 

She is so benevolent 

To all who go there 

And you'll get a nice supper 

I vow and declare 

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You can fill your hungry bellies 

Before you depart 

She'll hand out to Tom, Dick and Nellie 

A stinking slice of her black beetle tart 

The gardener next door 

Was a very nice man 

She gave him such a pie 

As nobody can 

When he took off the crust of it 

He found after a pause 

That the inside was stuffed with this fine lady's drawers 

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Well she laughed in his face then 

Her breath made him close both his eyes 

She said, "I'm longing to feed you up on my 

Nice hearty black beetle pies" 

And this is the treatment 

She gives to the poor 

Who happen to find their way to her 

Lodging house door 

And if I had my way 

She'd get a surprise 

I'd stuff her cram full of those 

Nasty, stinking black beetle pies 

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