I'm Trying To Quit, But I Just Quit Trying Lyrics - Singles - Banjo & Sullivan

Adam, you like having a drink or two 

Sometimes twenty if you're feelin' blue 

Sometimes one in the morning, so you can get out of bed 

Ya like Jim, ya like Jack, ya like Makers Mark 

Drinking in the daytime, drinking in the dark 

Drinking with a crowd, drinking alone 

Drinking in the shower, or drinking on the phone 

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying 

Tried to hide it but I'm bad at lying 

So I'm still drinking if you're still buying 

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying 

Roy you like women but you're a married man 

Sneaking around every chance you can 

The feminine nation's gonna be the ruination of you 

You like brunettes, redheads and bottled blonds 

Pulling them jeans off, and mowing them lawns 

You're staring down the barrel, it's the same ole' song 

'Cause your wife and your girlfriend can't seem to get along 

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying 

Having several women is death-defying 

If there's eggs to break, I can't help but fry em' 

I'm trying to quit but I just quit trying 

Roy you like smoking my cheap homegrown 

That Mexican Lettuce sure gets you stoned 

You cotton-mouth so dry 

You'll drink the water from my bong 

You like Cencimilla Red and Acapulco Gold 

Maui Waui and resin from the bowl 

But we ain't wrote a song in so long I don't know 

And now Johnny Law's waiting for us after the show 

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying 

So roll me a joint and I'll start flying 

Made us laugh so hard that we both started crying 

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying 

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying 

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying