Honeymoon Song Lyrics - Singles - Banjo & Sullivan

We were shoveling sunshine 

The hard times were the good times 

In the back of a good times van 

Wedding ring was fresh on your hand 

I guess you were a little shy 

When you gave me some nipple pie 

Reached over and you grabbed my wood 

Don't you know, that it felt so good? 

And with you is where I belong 

Thats why I sing this honeymoon song 

Well, I spilled my red wine 

Right below your pantyline 

I finally got your bra undone 

My Johnson was on the run 

Your head was a keepin' time 

You were blowin' more than my mind 

I was slapping' on your behind 

Parked in the bush doing sixty nine 

Honey, with you I can do no wrong 

Thats why I sing this honeymoon song 

Your nails were digging in 

Your teeth were biting skin 

Then you pulled out a big black whip 

Took me on some love slave trip 

I was screaming for my life 

Whatever happened to my wife? 

Said to call you Madam X 

That ain't no country boy sex 

You beat me black and blue for so long 

I guess its my fate, this honeymoon song 

You locked the doors on the Chevy van 

Slapped the cuffs on my hands 

I couldn't even try to shout 

You strapped a red ball in my mouth 

I was thinking about the wedding vows 

How thats a bad idea now 

I was thinking about death do us part 

Buddy that's a bad place to start 

And oh, where has my sunshine gone? 

It's too late, it's my honeymoon song 

Oh, my God, it's my honeymoon song