It's Not A Moon Lyrics - Bad Lip Reading

Chopping your legs 

You don't know how hot I find these buns 

Touch my face and you'll have to call Jeeves when there's bees on your sleeve 

Now I have to go teach the kids to drink 

Powdered goat bladders 

But they want roast beef and you have no puppets 

You gave them all to me 

(Doesn't matter) 

I don't care what you said 

To the man with the black head 

Where is the rubber band? 

You're ruining my plan 

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Down the street 

Just go down the street 

They've got the ultimate 

Power in the universe 

And before it gets better 

It's getting worse 

It's not a satellite 

But it can light up the sky 

When it blows 

(Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh) 

It's round, but 

(It's not a moon) 

It's not a moon 

(It's not a moon) 

It's not a moon 

(It's not a moon) 

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Ah, look at her face 

She's happy as a tribble 

Get my wedding suit 

Boy you don't got a clue 

Girl you're crazy cute 

I'm gonna kick some grits up on your face 

Yay, all right 

Do you have any bunions or lesions upon you? 

Let me check your feet 

(Why?) 

I don't like parasites 

Or children of the night 

A quail and his rubber beak 

Are beautifully unique 

(Bleep-bloop-bloam) 

(Goodbye to your home) 

They've got the ultimate 

Power in the universe 

And before it gets better 

It's getting worse 

It's not a satellite 

But it can light up the sky 

When it blows 

(Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh) 

It's round, but 

(It's not a moon) 

It's not a moon 

(It's not a moon) 

It's not a moon 

(It's not a moon) 

Death of a culture 

The death of a culture 

Somewhere the vulture 

Somewhere the vulture 

Is waiting for us in an erected sun 

A sun with an ion gun 

Evil comes in round shapes 

(It's not a moon) 

It's not a moon 

(It's not a moon) 

It's not a moon 

(It's not a moon) 

Listen to me, Greg 

We already know you're a Gemini 

Yeah but did you know I once had a huge spider bite on my neck? 

Greg, you could never get down like a funky thing 

'Cause you don't live in the rhythm 

This cheese is delicious and now I've gotta put a brown thing in your face 

I'm tired of you, Phil 

Want you in a landfill 

Someone make him stop 

Put his bones in a box 

(Oh nice, Phil) 

Why don't you have a stroke? 

They've got the ultimate 

Power in the universe 

And before it gets better 

It's getting worse 

It's not a satellite 

But it can light up the sky 

When it blows 

(Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah) 

It's round, but 

(It's not a moon) 

It's not a moon 

(It's not a moon) 

It's not a moon 

(It's not a moon) 

[x2] 

Death of a culture 

Death of a culture 

(It's not a moon) 

It's not a moon 

(It's not a moon) 

It's not a moon 

(It's not a moon) 

[x2]