Lark On My Go-kart Lyrics - Asleep In The Bread Isle - Asher Roth

Sitting on a truffet 

Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet 

Me and teddy ruxpin stirring up a ruckus 

egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins 

suck a dick butt kiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids 

Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins 

any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment 

let the whole world know I run shit 

jump ship quick, tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick 

watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this 

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Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget 

Ash can get nasty 

Pass me a blunt and some captain 

chilling with an Ashley 

Heading to the mall 

Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off 

10 feet tall with the balls of a matador 

Door matted whore with your words heard that before 

Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed 

Walk in my shoes for a few you gone need it 

Yea got your Wii fit to practice your freeze with 

Need a few weeks before you can compete with 

Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp 

You can take kapowsky (as in saved by the bell) 

I'm a take lark on my go-kart! 

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Mario kart skills are outrageous 

Play me any day and I'll be the best racist 

Wait no erase it meant to a racer 

Traded in my cell phone for a new pager 

Take off your blue tooth now dot com 

I'm at the grocery store with hot moms 

Bout 35 with at least 2 kids 

We can make out while my friend babysits 

All up in your fridge eating left over shit 

Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip 

I enjoy for a bit 

Take a sip from my sips and then split 

Throw that J up is it rolled? 

Yeah, Roll it up. 

Hair like a troll doll 

Basketball shorts on yeah I'm a dork but im still holing court ball up balla 

Yea I take to long get dolled up 

Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up 

Who my tryna impress 

Honey in the sundress 

With the breasts luscious Just sent me a text 

O-M-G your the B-E EST 

If you tryna have sex 

I'm the best at it!