Bad Day Lyrics - Asleep In The Bread Isle - Asher Roth

uhh... 

and it just keeps going (yeah) 

and it just keeps... 

(Verse 1) 

So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave 

headed to a friends wedding in the NYC 

but my head's been spinning, I'm forgettin to eat 

all this jet setting has been getting to me 

it's already 11: 20, I'm ready to sleep 

but instead I end up sitting in a 27C 

an aisle seat, fine by me, 

but the guy that's insides always trying to pee 

with a wild child behind me that's crying and keeps 

flippin out and kickin at me while it violently screams 

so I silently plea "Oh God, please, 

let there be a hotty sitting in 27B 

but of course a morbidly obese beast is in the seat that wheezes when it breaths 

dude sitting D is at least three deep and he keeps telling me what's wrong with his knees 

Osgood Schlatters, just need water 

but for a bottle they charge two dollars 

and when I thought that it couldn't get worse, I forgot my ipod. 

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(Chorus) 

Ohh.I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way 

everybody needs to go away, Why? Because I'm having a bad day 

uhh. and it just keeps going, and it just keeps... 

and it just keeps going, and it just keeps... 

(Verse 2) 

so 4 hours of turbulence 

we land and I'm about to turd in my pants 

but the captain is seatbelt fastened 

so my ass is just passin gas'n 

and at last i escape from the plane 

when I'm minutes away from clinical insane 

I make my way towards baggage claim 

when I hear a high pitch voice screaming my name 

some dumb bitch I went to high school with 

while shes sweating she tells me that she likes my shit 

I just smile and think about how great it would be 

if I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep 

so I pick up my L.L. Bean and B-Line for the next taxi 

in need of weed and boxer briefs 

but my bags only got Maxis 

Photos 

(Chorus) 

(Verse 3) 

I check in to my hotel room 

and I pick up my cellphone and dial the groom 

tell him my mood and how I ordering food 

and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie 

but the tube has no HBO 

so anything I want I'm paying fo' 

but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe 

watching that little people big world show 

right then there's a knock at the door 

it's my last hope for a spanish whore 

who will change my sheets in exchange for penis 

"Hi I've lost my cat, have you seen it?" 

Jesus, this day is the worst 

at least I can give little me a jerk 

and then go to sleep, healthy and disease-less 

I guess it could be worse but I'm just... 

(Chorus)