Psychic Man Lyrics - Singles - Artificial Joy Club

Whats up, am I on chat line? 

My name is Sal and Capricorn is my sign 

I like Star Trek and Brad Pitt 

I watch Kung-Fu B movies and shave my armpits 

My brain is a sewer 

Where you dump your garbage 

Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am 

Just put it on my visa 

Bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand 

You make it up so easy 

I dont watch lesbian porno 

Will I befriend a trailer and die a smoker? 

Will I marry a redneck, will publishers 

Clearing house drop off a big check? 

My brain is a sewer 

Where you dump your garbage 

Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am 

Just put it on my visa 

Yeah, bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand 

You make it up so easy 

Reach through the phone there, Bud 

Are you Vulcan, can you meld with me? 

Ill reflect some evil to your head 

Til your dead 

Will I cough up a fur ball when reading the tabloids 

Doctors pulled my gerbil? 

Will I meet a new boyfriend 

Or will I be porked by Martians and bare their children? 

My brain is a sewer 

Where you dump your garbage 

Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am 

Just put it on my visa 

Yeah, bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand 

You make it up so easy 

Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am 

Just put it on my visa 

And bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand 

You make it up so easy