A downtown cafe Saturday evenin' and the. Place is about to be closed I'm meeting my baby. Yeah and order my hundredth cup of coffee today. My hands are shakin'.
Shut up I'm fine, just give me some more wine. It's a totally cosmic jam, I'm mauwin' down a superslam. I'm beating up your piggy bank, I only got you to thank.
Soaking in the rain, I see me walking. Im remotely controlled. My legs have gone invisible. Im spinning down an endless black hole. . Flashing lights, the automated banker.
Sitting by candlelight, sucking back kryptonite in vain. Used up message tape, nowhere to escape. Locked in my chair, watching my silhouette. . Sucking back cigarettes in peace.
All the world's your ashtray, I'm just your Marlboro. Light me up then butt me, you're sick and beautiful. . It's Bamby meets Godzilla, a 3D free for all.
Whats up, am I on chat line?. My name is Sal and Capricorn is my sign. I like Star Trek and Brad Pitt. I watch Kung-Fu B movies and shave my armpits. .
I like to dream about the Beatles. I also ponder issues like Pete Best. I watch my poster fill up with dart holes. But I dream too much. . I wonder if Ill ever be a hero.
Blah, blah, blah. The V chip on my tongue's gone berserk. One channel left. I hope you like my talk show network. Can dress me up. Can't take me out. I'll make you squirm.
I watch my neighbors next door. The Mr. and Mrs. at war. He lost his arm back in Nam. And they both drink like fish. They used to swap fluids at night.
We gotta talk, you cant keep it up now. Youre eating Kraft Dinner in the eye of a twister. You dont listen to me, Im your referee. Im screaming real loud all you hear is a whisper.
Ill give back your pogo stick as. Soon as you return my wasted time. And then Ill be fine. . Ill feel so much more nostalgic. As soon as all my cheques are countersigned.