Canada's Really Big Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

When I look around me, I can't believe what I see 

It seems as if this country has lost its will to live 

The economy is lousy, we barely have an army 

But we can still stand proudly 'cause Canada's really big 

We're the second largest country on this planet earth 

And if Russia keeps on shrinking then soon we'll be 

first 

(As long as we keep Quebec) 

The USA has tanks and Switzerland has banks 

They can keep them thanks, they just don't amount 

'cause when you get down to it, you find out what the truth 

is 

It isn't what you do with it its the size that counts 

Most people will tell you that France is pretty large 

But you can put fourteen France's into this land of ours 

(It'd take a lot of work, It'd take a whole lot of work) 

We're larger than Malaysia, almost as big as Asia 

We're bigger than Australia and it's a continent 

So big we seldom bother to go see one another 

Though we often go to other countries for vacations 

Our mountains are very pointy, our prairies are not 

The rest is kinda bumpy, but man do we have a lot 

(we've got a lot of land, we've got a whole lot of land) 

So stand up and be proud and sing out very loud 

We stand out from the crowd 'cause Canada's really big