Welcome To Our Big Rock Show Lyrics - All Star United

Five guys take a ride, drive a day and half a night 

Get to see some pretty scenery 

But if that's all there is to this 

This band would split right down the seams 

Southbound, static on the radio 

We left town but where we're goin' I don't know 

Somewhere we're gonna play another show 

Quick get off and gas up at the Conoco 

We're driving 

We drive against the grain 

Like postmen in the rain 

Welcome to our big rock show 

Wind us up and watch this puppy go 

Hope you heard a single word we said 

One little rock to rattle in your head 

Hey kid, pit mosh, please avoid the flashpot 

Yeah, it's really funny 'til an eyebrow gets singed off 

Your mother's got nothing here to fear or dread 

Our abrasive is gentle on baby's skin head 

Soundchecks, don't forget the spandex 

This mix is sounding like a bad train wreck 

It takes some spit and grit and sweat 

To give you more than you expect 

We're driven 

To give you what we know 

Like postmen through the snow 

Welcome to our big rock show 

Wind us up and watch this puppy go 

Hope you heard a single word we said 

One little rock to rattle in your head 

Got a cryptic coder 

On the microphone 

Find the secret message 

Buried in our big rock show