Remarkably Insincere Lyrics - Zipper Catches Skin - Alice Cooper

Yeah, I'm such a liar 

One time I told you 

You were the highlight 

Of all of my sexual life 

While I'm confessing 

When you're undressing 

I was picking the lock 

On your safe with my knife 

Einstein 

If you're so naive 

That you believe 

Everything I said to you 

Well, I got your sex 

And wrote you rubber checks 

Well, what did you think 

I was gonna do 

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My reputation for exaggeration 

It never got to you 

That's why I left Duluth 

Sometimes I stretch the truth 

My dearest darling 

You know that luggage 

It belonged to the blond 

With the really nice pair 

And incidentally 

I sorely missed you 

The pain was so hard to bear 

If I would rate you 

Not that I hate you 

But you would end up 

Eighth, maybe ninth in your class 

Your build is hot now 

If you could use your 

Brain like you use your ass 

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Oh, you're so naive 

How could you believe 

Everything I said to you 

My reputation for exaggeration 

It never got to you 

Sometimes I'm so uncouth 

Sometimes I stretch the truth 

Hey, I'm such a liar 

One time I told you 

You were the highlight 

Of all of my sexual life 

I'm remarkably insincere 

Incredibly insincere 

Totally insincere 

Oh don't take it so hard, my dear 

I'm consistently insincere