I Better Be Good Lyrics - Zipper Catches Skin - Alice Cooper

If I ain't cool 

My daddy gonna send me 

To Military School 

If I ain't nice 

My girlie gonna freeze me 

With cold shoulder ice 

If I'm real late 

My teacher gonna use me 

For alligator bait 

So, I better be good 

I better be good 

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If I jump on the gas 

The cops are gonna jump 

All over my back 

If I smoke too much 

Doctor says he's gonna 

Put my lungs in a crutch 

If I'm caught without my pants 

Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot 

Until he sees me dance 

So, I better be good 

I had better be good 

You better be nice 

You better be nice 

You better be nice 

You better be nice 

Nice, nice, nice - you better be 

Nice, nice, nice - you better be 

Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh 

Nice, nice, nice 

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Nice, nice, nice 

Nice, nice, nice 

You better be nice tonight 

If I spray it on the seat 

Lady gonna tie a big knot 

In the meat 

If I spewey too fast 

Lover's gonna stick 

My Wrangler in a cast 

If zipper grabs skin 

I'll know I had it out 

When I shoulda kept it in 

Ow. 

I better be good 

I better be good 

I better be good 

Ooh 

You better be nice 

You better be nice 

You better be nice 

You better be nice 

Nice, nice, nice - you better be 

Nice, nice, nice - you better be 

Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh 

Nice, nice, nice 

I'd better be nice tonight - yeah 

Nice, nice, nice 

Nice, nice, nice 

Nice, nice, nice