Colt 45 Lyrics - Singles - Afroman

Wait a minute man 

Hey check this out man tell it 

It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right 

He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey 

He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' 

He stopped he took a deep breath he said 

Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha 

You like that shit man 

Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man 

Hey I'll tell you what 

We'll all have a good time 

We'll pull on the drug 

And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got 

First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy 

[CHORUS] 

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need 

We can go to the park, after dark 

Smoke that tumbleweed 

As the marijuana burn we can take our turn 

Singin' them dirty rap songs 

Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong 

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong 

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems 

Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale 

Skatin' on Dayton rims 

So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville 

If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will 

Well it was just sundown in small white town 

They call it east side Palmdale 

When the Afroman walked through the white land 

Houses went up for sale 

Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs 

When I met a little girl named Jan 

I let her ride in my caddy 

Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan 

We fucked on the bed 

Fucked on the floor 

Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro 

Then I fucked to the left (left) 

Fucked to the right (right) 

She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white 

Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba 

Got my ass lookin' like a zebra 

I put on my clothes and I was on my way 

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet 

And so I ran I jumped out the back window 

But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four 

He beat me to the left 

He beat me to the right 

The motherfucker whooped my ass all night 

But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad 

That's the best damn pussy I ever had 

Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine 

I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time 

[CHORUS] 

I met this lady in Hollywood 

She had green hair but damn she looked good 

I took her to my house because she was fine 

But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine 

I met this lady from Japan 

Never made love with an African 

I fucked her once, fucked her twice 

I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice 

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) 

I met a woman in the heart of Australia 

Had a big butt and big titties too 

So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo 

See I met this woman from Hawaii 

Stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee" 

Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch 

Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch 

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of Kentucky 

Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me 

I came in her mouth, it was a crisis 

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices 

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need 

We can go to the park, after dark 

Smoke that tumbleweed 

As the marijuana burn we can take our turn 

Singin' them dirty rap songs 

Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute) 

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong 

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee 

Her titties were filled with Hennessey 

That country music really drove me crazy 

But I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy 

Met this lady in Oklahoma 

Put that pussy in a coma 

Met this lady in Michigan 

I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again 

Met a real black girl down in south Carolina 

Fucked her until she turned into a white Albina 

Fucked this hooker in Iowa 

I fucked her on credit, so I owe her 

Fucked this girl down in Georgia 

Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya 

Met this beautiful sexy hoe 

She just ran across the border of Mexico 

Fine young thing said her names Maria 

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla 

I wanna get married but I cant afford it 

I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported 

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need 

We can go to the park, after dark, 

Smoke that tumbleweed 

As the marijuana burn we can take our turn 

Singin' them dirty rap songs 

Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong 

(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit) 

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong 

Have you ever went over a girls house to fuck 

But the pussy just ain't no good 

I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet 

Plus you in the wrong neighborhood 

So you try to play it off and eat the pussy 

But it take her so long to cum 

Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend 

And he asks you where you from 

So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain 

You start talkin' real fast 

But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman 

So he start beatin' on yo' ass 

Now your clothes all muddy 

Your nose all bloody 

Your dick was hard but now it's soft 

You thought you had a girl to rock your world 

Now you still gotta go jack off.