Small Town Lyrics - Zug Izland

I also like to blow holes in the head of rednecks 

If I, strolled into your town 

Would you, follow me around? 

If I, I hung out on your block, would you telephone a cop? 

[Shaggy 2 Dope] 

If I was new around here and hittin' on your daughter 

And took her to the creek and fucked her in the water 

Then she brought me home, and I put on your robe 

Would you be mad enough to let your barrels explode? 

If I, sold your son cocaine, 

Would you, put a bullet in my brain? 

If I, I stole your favorite your favorite cow, 

Would you cock the hammer back and be like POW! 

I BET YOU WOULD! 

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) 

I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) 

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) 

I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) 

You daughter, she just had sex with me (I fucked that girl) 

I fed her, some drink and XTC 

If I don't steal your cow, would you let me live in your barn? 

[Shaggy 2 Dope] 

I don't have a problem with small town folk 

I like y'all, as soon as I flip this dope 

I'mma open a tittie bar next to the school 

I'm glad we all neighbors, I mean, it's cool! 

If I showed up at your church, drunk out my mind 

Would you still let me sip up on that red wine? 

If we, we played your shitty town, 

Would you help me and pass these fliers 'round? 

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) 

I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) 

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) 

I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) 

[Violent J] 

Southern love baby, don't doubt 

Don't let my records fool you, I'm about it 

I love fat rednecks who fuck they kids, beat they wife and yet serve no bids 

Only judge in town, he also the cop 

He also the barber at the hair chop shop 

He the mayor, clerk 

And what I'm speakin', shit, he the one fuckin' his kids and wife beatin' 

There ain't no law gonna punish himself 

And that's why the carnival's bad for ya' health 

When we get there, we gonna get rid of ya' 

They gonna find a piece of ya' head in Bolivia 

I'll lay you out front with your corpse to rest and a hatchetman flag 

Stickin' outta ya chest 

Say hello to the new sheriff Violent J. with one law, let there be 

Juggaloism all day! 

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) 

I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) 

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) 

I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) 

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) 

I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) 

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) 

I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) 

I think I like it 

Fuck it, I'm staying 

Right here, I like it! 

Hey! I like it! Yeah!