Seminole Bingo Lyrics - Zevon Warren

written by Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen 

c. 1995 Zevon Music BMI 

I'm a junk bond king 

And I'm on the run 

Me and a friend of mine 

We were headed for the sunshine 

I got my hands on the wheel 

I got gas in the tank 

I got a suitcase full of money 

From a Luxembourg bank 

We didn't stop 'til we got to Big Cypress 

Wandered in to the Legion Hall 

The sign outside said "Seminole Bingo" 

Fell in love with the ping pong balls 

And the SEC is far behind 

Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos 

A long way from Liechtenstein 

I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo 

And my Wall Street wiles 

Don't help me even slightly 

'Cause I never have the numbers 

And I'm losing nightly 

I cashed in the last of my Triple B bonds 

Bought a double-wide on the Tamiami Trail 

I parked it right outside the reservation 

Fifteen minutes from the Collier County Jail 

And the SEC is far behind 

Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos 

A long way from Liechtenstein 

I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo 

Well, the SEC is far behind 

Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos 

A long way from Liechtenstein 

I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo