Call Any Vegetable Lyrics - Singles - Zappa Frank

Call Any Vegetable, call it by name 

You've got to call one today, when you get off the train 

Call Any Vegetable, and the chances are good 

Yeaaaaah 

The vegetable will respond to you 

La la la-la 

The vegetable will respond to you 

La la la-la, oh 

Call Any Vegetable, pick up your phone 

Think of a vegetable, lonely at home 

Call Any Vegetable and the chances are good 

yeaaaah 

The vegetable will respond to you 

La la la-la 

The vegetable will respond to you 

La la la-la 

Rudebega Rudebega Rudebega Rudebega Rudebega 

No one will know if you don't want to let'em know 

No one will know less its you that might tell them so 

Call and they'll come to you 

Smiling and covered with dew 

Vegetable dream 

Vegetable dream 

Vegetable dream of responding to you 

Standing there shiny and proud by your side 

Holding your joint while the neighbors decide 

Why is a vegetable something to hide? 

To hide? To hide? To hide? 

Shoop shoop Shoop shoop Shoop shoop Shoop shoop 

You know, a lot of people dont bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. 

Ha-a-aah 

They, they think, what can I say? 

Sometimes they think Where can I go? 

Where can I go to get my poodle clipped in Burbank? 

At Ralphs vegetarian poodle clipping, where you can convince them... 

Where can I go to get organic vaseline for my intercourse? 

At Bob & Ray's Swahili restaurant, where you can convince them.... 

Where can I go to get my jeans embroidered in Fullerton 

At Jeans North, where nothing fits 

Where can I go to get my zipper repaired in Hollywood? 

Who gives a fuckin... 

Where can I go to get my speakers fixed? 

Hey, at ... 

Where can I go to get my exit lights? 

At Jack Lalane Hamburgers on 312 Whitaker Blvd 

Where can I go to get my stomach pumped? 

Where can I go to go up the.... 

Hey didoo, 

Questions, questions, questions, flooding into the mind of the concerned young person today. 

Ahh, but its a great time to be alive, ladies and gentlemen, and that's the theme of our program for tonight 

Its so fuckin great to be alive is what the theme of our show is tonight, boys and girls 

And I want to tell you, if there is anybody here who doesnt believe that it is fucking great to be alive, I wish they would go now because this show will bring them down so much. 

God Bless America, land that ...... 

Call Any Vegetable, call it by name 

You've got to call one today, when you get off the train 

Call Any Vegetable, and the chances are good 

Awwww 

That the vegetable will respond to you 

And if you're a consenting adult, we want you to call today 

In Los Angeles the number is Richmond 96135 

In Downey its347 8932 

Call it direct, call it collect but call it today