Wouldnit Lyrics - Yoko Ono

Wouldn't it be nice to be a heroine? 

Cool and slinky with an appropriate smile 

Honey, I take sugar, two 

While he's ranting and raving 

Could you pass that cream? 

I was looking to have a cupa tea 

Instead I freeze 

Seeing his next move, is it grabbing my hair? 

Or bushing my tush 

Till there's no scream left? 

Wouldn't it be nice to be a heroine? 

Wouldnit, wouldnit? 

Wouldnit, wouldnit? 

Wouldnit, wouldnit? 

Wouldnit? 

Mmm 

Wouldn't it be nice to be a hero? 

Standing fast and easy with an appropriate grin 

Brother, not that way, they'll take you away 

Mmm, give me your gun 

It's no use to anyone 

Instead I freeze 

Seeing if I shut up and stay real still 

Maybe he wont kill 

At least not me 

Wouldn't it be nice to be a hero? 

Wouldnit, wouldnit? 

Wouldnit, wouldnit? 

Wouldnit, wouldnit? 

Wouldnit? 

Mmm 

Wouldn't it be nice to be a star? 

Shinin' and sparklin', looking down the whole and plenty 

Being looked up with a telescope 

While my sisters busy cutting the rope 

Daddy, you can't touch me 

Mommy, you can't hate me 

I'm a star, get it? 

Instead I froze 

And I let them, I let them 

I let them pick my brain 

Twist my arm, cut my throat 

And wish me dead 

But I'm still thinking 

Wouldn't it be nice to be a star? 

Wouldnit, wouldnit? 

Wouldnit, wouldnit? 

Wouldnit, wouldnit? 

Wouldnit?