Phil & John #1 Lyrics - Yoko Ono

(p) - "so, here we go!" 

(j) - "what? what? 

(p) - "we're doing one" 

(j) - "how's it going? how's it going? " 

(p) - "wait a minute, something's going, wait a minute!" 

(j) - "yeah! yeah! I can't read this writing!" 

(p) - "what is that tweetin' bird out there? for god's sake! there's a bird! God damn it out there! 

(j) -"hey, hey, hey...yeah....remember the solo, that's the bit were I don't talk....oh, oh, too bad...thank you...." 

(p)-"stand up so we know you're there, alright" 

(j) -"oh, and barry, give me a clue, will you? 

(p) - "well, I told barry....", 

(j) - "shut up! you fuckin'....., give me a clue.....no, no, no e, e, e, that's a clue" 

(p) - "you haven't done it all evening, why change? " 

(j) - "but after all....." 

(p) - "alright, one of the greatest sessions of all time. history in the making here... john lennon is here with his brother jack" 

(j) - "and here we go" 

(p) - "one, two, three!" 

(j) - "one, two, three, four!" 

(p) - "no! you yelled four, wait a minute 

(j) -"phil, phil...." 

(p)-"you can't yell four over his playing" 

(j) -"please accept my fourth....it's the only way I can come in and i.... 

(p) - "yes, through four....", 

(j) - "one...." 

(p) - "come on, you don't have to count in, he will do the intro, da-da-da-da-da-da" 

(j)- "no wonder Ronnie lef........" 

(p) - "ha, ha, ha, yeah, ok, i'll... I won't bring up names, don't you worry...." 

(j) - "no names" 

(p) - "alright, it doesn't matter..." 

(j) - "..........is too loud!" 

(p) - "you shout, the boys with the horn amd the birds on the ground, fucking horns and birds and seagulls and all that shit!" 

(j) -"his peace whistle!" 

(p) -"........you know, that sounds like it fades away....yeah, I hear it twice as loud" 

(j) -"phil, phil,it's our big chance today and .........and let's not fuck it!....one....." 

(p) - "well, herbie did....", 

(j) -"one, one, two, three"