Don't Monkey With My Widder Lyrics - Wynn Stewart

I'm feelin' mighty old I've got an awful cold 

I'll soon be walkin' the streets of gold 

I'm tellin' boys don't you monkey with my widder when I'm gone 

Cause if you monkey with my widder I'll come crawlin' back 

And I'll come back and I'll get you 

I'm tellin' boys don't you monkey with my widder when I'm gone 

Oh that woman of mine she's mighty fine 

We got nine kids and they're all mine 

So I'm tellin' boys don't you monkey with my widder when I'm gone 

Cause if you monkey with my widder... 

[ fiddle ] 

There's a whole lot of women and a whole lot of men 

A lot pretty women for every man 

I'm tellin' boys don't you monkey with my widder when I'm gone