Pie - The Rock F/ Slick Rick Lyrics - Wwf

[Intro: The Rock (Slick Rick)] 

Hmm, mmm-mmm-mmm 

You know The Rock's gonna tell you a little story 

You ain't gonna believe it, but he's gonna tell you anyway 

It's tough to be The Rock! 

Ah-na-na, shut your mouth, no no 

It really is! Even though The Rock is- 

The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz 

You see when The Rock gets too much, too much of the fame 

And all the bright lights 

He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight 

(Welcome to Rick's bakery can I help -- wait a minute, 

aren't you the famous Rock?) 

Yeah, The Rock, the People's Champ in the house 

What's happenin Slick? (Oh my God, hey, how you doing? 

Guy, listen, you gotta take a picture with me before you leave, guy) 

Whoa, whoa, whoa, The Rock don't wanna take pictures 

The Rock just wants a piece of pie 

You gotta any of that in this bakery? 

(Oh, I got every kinda pie you can think of 

I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie) Blueberry what? 

(Apple pie...) Ah nah no no, whoa whoa whoa 

Actually Slick, it doesn't matter what type of pie you have 

Let The Rock tell you a little story, about pie... 

[The Rock] (Slick Rick) 

Drivin down south, though quickly aroused 

When my car caught a flat, and then this old farm house 

I hope somebody's home, takin a chance at it 

Knocked on the door, and this fine chick answered 

(You're The Rock!) Can I use your phone? 

(I'm shakin, sure, if you try some of this pie I'm makin) 

Daisy dukes shorts on, five foot stood 

Said sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good 

(So when she caught Rock in the kitchen, towards to rate her) 

There's her grandmother, aunt and a Chinese neighbor? 

[Interlude: The Rock] 

Well The Rock is gonna tell you again 

You see it's tough to be The Rock! 

Yeah, The Rock knows, that might sound crass 

Oh, and by the way 

All you jabroni's in the locker room 

You can all come kiss The Rock's ass! 

'cause you know after The Rock lays a smackdown 

On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite! 

The Rock needs a little distraction 

And a slice sounds just right... 

[Slick Rick] (The Rock) 

The Rock's, thanks ladies, and more kind words 

Grandmother said (Be polite, eat mine first 

So I sat down, tried her, she looked quite glad 

Had a strange tastin mold, but it wasn't so bad) 

That's right (The Rock, havin pie in the country 

Devoured, here's her aunt, and Stella was hungry) 

That's all Rock said? (Bored, readin the paper 

Til finally a plate of the next door neighbors 

Dogged it down fast, 'cause it really did please) 

I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talkin Chinese! 

(Ching-bang-wing-gon-aiiiii!! That good pie!) 

Oh, that's the pie you was talkin about