ARTIFICIAL MEANS. (Christine Lavin, Copyright Flip-A-Jig Music 1984). Johnny and Janie were the perfect married couple. But not in bed. Oh they tried taking drugs, How-To Books, even Dr. Ruth.
He's not eighteen, he's not twenty-five. He's closing in on forty, look at those eyes. He's searching for something, he can not describe. He's not unhappy, he's not satisfied.
Oh, Johnny and Janie, they were the perfect married couple. But not in bed. Oh, they tried taking drugs, How-To books, even Dr. Ruth. But for all intents and purposes their love life was dead.