Conspiracy theory number one. Jesus was a man from Mars. The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun. And the three wise men arrived in cars. . Conspiracy theory number two.
Cheer up, it might never happen. Drive by shootings on the streets of Clapham. Jackboots booting right across the map. And daddy's gone 'a looting with his pistol packin' mama.
A husband and wife and a whore. Bang, bang. A family of five maybe four. Bang, bang. . Everyone sing till you're sore. Bang, bang. There's no such thing as civil war.