Cheer Up It May Never Happen Lyrics - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Cheer up, it might never happen 

Drive by shootings on the streets of Clapham 

Jackboots booting right across the map 

And daddy's gone 'a looting with his pistol packin' mama 

And God didn't make the little green apples 

With the Halloween grin and the shaving tackle 

Another worrying thing for the grans to grapple 

As the earth quakes, shakes and rolls and rattles on 

And if the whole world is a stage 

A kaleidoscope of lights and sound 

You can take my Equity card away 

And burn the theater to the ground 

Cheer up, it might never happen kid 

Although I think it probably just did 

The Christmas speech was a porno vid 

A topless picture on the British quid 

Jack and Jill went off the cliff 

Contract killed in a lovers' tiff 

While Ben and Bill smoke a comic spliff 

Tom and Jerry built to a moronic riff 

And if the whole world is a stage 

A kaleidoscope of lights and sound 

You can take my Equity card away 

And burn the theater to the ground 

Sack the actors send the clowns 

Back to practice paper rounds 

Sweeping leaves and walking dogs 

Daily deeds and bob a jobs 

Sitting babies, salting snow 

Helping ladies cross the road 

Washing cars, recycling tins 

Catching falling stars and things 

Helping old folk, corner shop 

Little things that mean a lot 

A fairytale-like end to violence 

Through jumble sales and sponsored silence 

Stop the world I wanna get back on 

I want to learn to love the bomo 

And have it tattooed across my gut 

The immortal words cheer up 

It might never happen to you kid 

Although I think it probably just did