(Intro - Unknown man). Thou mayest indeed. Tune onto the forbidden channel. And see it like it is baby. . *Record Scratch in*. You should be a champion.
(parody of "Strangers In The Night" by Frank Sinatra). Soupy doopy doop,. Oh soupy doopy.. Soupy doopy doop,. Oh soupy doopy.. Strange things in my soup,.
(parody of "Secret Love" by Doris Day, from the movie "Calamity Jane"). Once I had a secret code,. Where A was B, and B was G.. G was K, and K was J;.