Secret Code Lyrics - Sherman Allan

(parody of "Secret Love" by Doris Day, from the movie "Calamity Jane") 

Once I had a secret code, 

Where A was B, and B was G. 

G was K, and K was J; 

And J was M, and M was P. 

V was X, and X was V, 

And U was I, and I was U. 

87 stood for Z, 

And 2 for T, and T for 2. 

O was 12, and Q was 17; 

I still don't know what those numbers mean. 

That is how we won the war; 

My secret code's no secret anymore. 

H was 9, and S was 33; 

Oh, how that confused the enemy! 

Then a recent survey showed 

That I don't understand my secret code. 

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