We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal - Eddie & Chavo Guerrero Lyrics - Wrestling

[Chavo] Orale Eddie 

[Eddie] Orale Chavito! 

[Chavo] Looking good homes 

[Eddie] Ahh? You too vato! 

[Chavo] Not as good as me baby 

[Eddie] Ha, you wish ese! Hey check it out homes 

[Eddie] Watch this here man, look at the mamacita walking down the street 

[Chavo] Hey baby! 

[*both] You wanna ride in our lowrider? 

[Chorus: Eddie & Chavo Guerrero] 

We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet 

We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat! 

We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet 

We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat! 

[Verse One] + (girl) 

[C] What's up ladies? It's Chavo and Eddie! 

[E] We came to have fun 

[C] And we're ready! 

[E] To get down with the mamacitas 

[C] Yeah, all the foxy señoritas 

[E] Come here girl, just take my hand (no!) 

[C] Even if you have a man 

[E] He can't do the things we can (*gasp*) 

[C] Eddie and Chavo RULE this land! 

[E] Si mon ese! 

[E] We don't ever get caught for nothing (nada?) 

[C] Nada! You know why? 

[E] Because we lie - check it out homes 

[E] We win every game we play (porque? no) 

[C] Hey! Cause we cheat all day! (que perdido) 

[E] Everything you have, we want it 

[*] Yeah, we'll steal it if you flaunt it (no te puedes a tener) 

[E] Bring it on, if you think you're bad 

[C] It'll be the worst day you ever had 

[E] Orale Chavito 

[Chorus] 

[Verse Two] + (girl) 

[C] I'm the C to the H to the A-V-O 

[E] I'm the E double D-I-E you know 

[C] We eat all you wimps like a sandwich 

(Tu siempres ? de comer) 

[*] Bilingual! (bilingues?) 

[E] You can't even speak Spanish! 

(*cursing them out*) 

[C] New lowrider everyday 

[E] Steal a new one, throw the old one away 

[C] Just like the girls (*gasp*) find' em and forget 'em 

[C] They wanna sit up front 

[E] But don't let 'em! 

[C] They may be hot {*sizzling*} 

[E] But it's not worth it 

[E] Put 'em in the back seat 

[C] More room 

[E] That's perfect 

[C] She has a boyfriend 

[E] I don't care (papi!) 

[E] One look at her, she wants to be here (ooh papi ? me contigo) 

[E] We have muchas mamacitas (I want to sit up front) 

[*] Eddie and Chavo get all the chicas! 

[Chorus] - repeat 2X w/ ad libs 

[over Chorus] 

[C] Hey baby, let me clear off the seat for you 

[E] Orale mami, let's step out our car baby 

[E] I'll show you who your papi is 

[E] Orale vato, you look like a sissy to me homes 

[C] I thought it was just another ugly chick homes 

[E] Hey man you coulda confused me too 

[Outro] 

[C] Hey sissy boy, come here 

[E] Yeah man, come here vato 

[C] Which one's the mamacita? I couldn't tell 

[E] No, neither could I now 

[C] Orale vato 

[E] Come over here man 

[E] We'll show you what a REAL man is like 

[*] You wanna ride in our lowrider? 

[C] Our lowrider is SO dope 

[E] Your ass will drag on the pavement 

[C] Ha ha!