30 Years In The Bathroom Lyrics - Singles - Wonder Stuff

My lavatory has been my sanctuary 

And it's easy for you to laugh at me 

'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby 

Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it's me 

Always me 

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And now the time has come to share the joke 

That the latch on the bathroom door is broke 

And now it's time to let you know 

That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow 

Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine 

I been stuck in here since 1959 

That's 30 good years in the bathroom baby 

But it's okay, yeah it's okay 

Cos when they come to take me away 

I will be clean, I will be clean 

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Well I been 30 years in a bad mood, baby 

But it's okay, yeah it's okay 'cos that's better 

Than 30 years on the back seat of a car 

Oh beat me with the pumice stone 

Eight to the bar 

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