Lactose Intolerance Lyrics - Singles - Without A Face

Micro-ma-phone 

Are we rolling? 

Alright 

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream 

They dont mean nothing to me 

I fear lactose 

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream 

They dont mean nothing to me 

LACTOSE!!! 

I gotta disease 

You cant get it from me 

It is known as lactose intolerancy 

I have been cursed by a cow 

I dont know why but I sure know how 

Low in fat but high in evil 

Milk puts me in full retrieval 

Milk, yogurt and ice cream 

They dont mean nothing to me 

I fear lactose 

I ate a pancake when I was in Helsinki 

But you might as well say I drank a fart martini 

Ben and Jerry 

Theyre not such bad guys 

But I know soy is my only ally 

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream 

They dont mean nothing to me 

I fear lactose 

(Beat boxing with wiki wiki wiki at end) 

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream 

They dont mean nothing to me 

I fear lactose 

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream 

They dont mean nothing to me 

You take your bowl of cereal for granted every moment that youre awake 

There is a battle within my stomach and I think its making my heart break 

And in this internal war of digestion 

You wont find me in the dairy section 

Is there anyone that feels my pain 

Cause I despise the cow and all it stands for 

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream 

They dont mean nothing to me 

I fear lactose Milk, yogurt, and ice cream 

They dont mean nothing to me 

I fear lactose 

So dont tell me that the glass is half full of milk 

Cause if it is 

Oh, its half empty to me 

Dont tell me that Im not cool 

Cause Ive been trying really hard to cover it up you see 

Oh la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la 

I fear lactose 

La la la la la la la 

I said no cheese please 

MOO!