I'd Have To Be Crazy Lyrics - Willie Nelson

I'd have to be crazy 

to stop all my singing 

and never play music again. 

You'd call me a fool 

if I put on a top hat 

and ran out to flag down the wind. 

I'd have to be weird 

to grow me a beard 

just to see what the rednecks would do. 

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I'd have to be crazy 

plum out of my mind 

to fall out of love with you. 

You know I 

(and I don't intend to) 

But should there come a day, 

when I say that I don't love you 

They'll lock me away ay ay. 

It sure would be weird 

to live in an envelope 

waiting along for a stamp 

You'd swear I was loco 

to rub for a genie 

while burning my hand on the lamp 

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And I may not be normal 

but nobody is 

so I'd like to say 'fore I'm through 

I'd have to be crazy 

plum out of my mind 

to fall out of love with you