I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None O' This Jelly Roll Lyrics - Willie Nelson

[Willie:] 

I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll 

[Wheel:] 

How 'bout your short'nin' bread 

[Willie:] 

Oh, I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul 

[Wheel:] 

I guess that's what you said 

[Willie:] 

My Ma told me today, when she went away 

[Wheel:] 

To buy groceries 

[Willie:] 

To be a good boy, she'd give me a toy 

'Cause I'm my Mama's pride and joy 

There ain't no use of anyone to keep a hangin' 'round 

[Wheel:] 

Maybe I'm waitin' on your Ma 

[Willie:] 

You don't know my Ma, she'd really put you down 

[Wheel:] 

Put me down 

[Willie:] 

Ma's bakin' up a storm, and her oven is still warm 

I know you want it, but you can't have it 

And I ain't gonna give you none 

[Wheel:] 

You dirty boy! 

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[Wheel:] 

I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll 

[Willie:] 

Oh, such a stingy chap! 

[Wheel:] 

I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul 

[Willie:] 

How 'bout a zuzu snap 

[Wheel:] 

Her cherry pie is fine, her layer cake divine 

But I'm tellin' you twice, you can't get a slice 

Unless you're extra special nice 

Now, there ain't no use of you to just keep a hangin' 'round 

[Willie:] 

Oh, pretty please 

[Wheel:] 

I love you but I hate to put you down 

Yeah, my jellyroll is sweet 

[Willie:] 

That it is! 

[Wheel:] 

It sure is hard to beat 

Well, I know they want it 

[Willie:] 

But, they can't have it 

[Both:] 

Yeah, ho-ho Miss Nelly, I mean my jellyroll 

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[Willie:] 

Dibs on the dishpan 

[Wheel:] 

I got seconds