Why, I've been up the Chisholm Trail*
Been through Death Valley Hot as hell.
I rode across the dusty plains,
There's cowboy runnin' through my veins.
But, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain,
No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain.
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
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Why, I've watched the herd from dusk 'til dawn,
But I did it with my britches on.
You can have a chew, you can bum a smoke,
But, don't go reachin' for my rope.
I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain,
No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain.
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
Whoa, Willie! That last note sounded a might... QUEER?
What you do is your business, Hoss,
You can buy me a beer but then buck off!
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But, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain,
No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain.
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
You bet, That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right.
Oooh!! What the hell?
Oh, that's my saddle horn, thank goodness!