A Toast To Men Lyrics - Willa Ford

Girls, I'd like to make a toast on the behalf of men 

Here's to the men we love 

Here's to the men who love us 

Here's to the men we love, who don't love us 

Fuck the men, let's drink to us 

Here's to the men we love to love 

Here's to the men in love with us 

Here's to the men who pass on us 

Ah, ah, ooh, that's right boys 

There was this tatoo artist, partied for hours 

Huge in the pants loved to screw in the shower 

Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer 

I shouda dumped him but I was too coward 

'Til I met this school boy that studied at Howard 

Nerdy but he calls and be sendin' me flowers 

I'm feelin' him but had to get rid of him 

Nerd boy turned out to be a minute man 

Here's to the men we love to love 

Here's to the men in love with us 

Here's to the men who pass on us 

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all 

Here's to the men we love to love 

Here's to the men in love with us 

Here's to the men who pass on us 

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all 

I've been with boys with baldies, boys with hair curly 

Boys in their 30's, boys that ain't worthy 

Boys I fell for, slept with too early 

Boys with dicks straight, boys with dicks curvy 

Boys locked up in the bing 

I fucked boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns 

All this talk men is ridiculous 

Fuck the men, let's drink to us 

Here's to the men we love to love 

Here's to the men in love with us 

Here's to the men who pass on us 

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all 

Here's to the men we love to love 

Here's to the men in love with us 

Here's to the men who pass on us 

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all 

Willa has something to say 

Thanks, Lady May 

Take it on now, girls, give the eyes what they want to see 

Take it on now, girls, be whatever you want to be 

Crazy ladies, tight-ass bodies 

Let 'em know we come to party 

Live it up now, boys, got your eyes on that lady 

Live it up now, 'cuz she won't be your baby 

Go home lonely, leave you horny, it's a girls night after party 

Fuck'em all 'cuz men don't have nothing but dicks on us 

Fuck em all 'cuz they soft then beg us to strap on us 

Get your big 'O', no love making 

Let him know his bitch was fakin' 

Here's to the men we love to love 

(Hmm, I wonder who that could be?) 

Here's to the men in love with us 

Here's to the men who pass on us 

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all 

Here's to the men we love to love 

Here's to the men in love with us 

Here's to the men who pass on us 

Fuck the men, let's drink to us 

Here's to the men we love to love 

Here's to the men in love with us 

Here's to the men who pass on us 

Fuck the men, let's drink to us 

Ooh, ooh 

Oh my God, did I just say that? 

That's right, girls 

There's a sorority anthem for ya 

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all