Then She Bit Me Lyrics - Will Smith

I was in a club, one Friday 

A lovely lady comes walking my way 

She walked up and she said, "Hello" 

I said, "Hi, my names Joe" 

I was lyin', so was she 

She said her name was Donna 

But her shirt said Marie 

Once you get to know me 

You'll never forget me 

I said why, then she bit me 

Ouch, that didn't hurt, kinda nicked me 

But she ripped my shirt, at that point I fell asleep 

Woke up at her house, in the back of a jeep 

A blazer, '89, tinted windows 

I wish it was mine, oh, it is 

But where are my keys? 

There they are in the ignition 

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I'm at her house 

It's a tepee 

No, it's a cabin 

No, a skyscrapper 

No, an igloo, no, it's a shack 

Forget it, I'll go around back 

It's a castle, with a moat 

How I get across boat 

Shooo, I hate that sound 

I went inside, looked right, looked left 

There she is, oh, no that's Jeff 

He's invisible, I went downstairs 

It's a loft, no, it's a dungeon 

There she is, doing areobics 

No, yoga, no, karate 

You killed my teacher 

But, what a body 

Photos 

No, he wasn't there, I'm tellin' you I saw her 

No, really I saw her, he was playin' checkers 

No, Nintendo, Ok, I'm lyin' 

There she is, watching T V 

All my children, no, that's Cosby 

No, speed racer, no, that's Shaft 

No, that's Kimble, my fault the TV's off 

There she is, what a doll 

No, that's Chucky from child's play, I kissed her 

And she told me this is home 

I entered a dimension called the Twilight Zone 

Where anything can happen 

I'm rough like sandpaper, hard like Algebra 

You should be glad that I was nice, and I allowed ya to 

Step on stage, to kick your ryhmes off 

I tried to be nice, but you mistook that for softness 

Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion 

What I say goes fom now on, this is my dominion 

Are there any rappers to step on stage 

'Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage, I'm on a rampage 

Syche just hit me, Jeff wanted to do that 

But I didn't, I thought that it would make the record dumb 

I guess I wasn't wrong 

Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow 

And everywhwre that Mary went, so did Humpty Dumpty 

Jack and Jill went up a hill, to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down 

And broke his crown, hickory, dickory, dock 

Got to use the bathroom now, Sike, I was drafted