The Girlie Had A Mustache Lyrics - Will Smith

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I was cruisin down the avenue early one Friday 

When I saw what I thought was a lady walkin my way 

I turned my back to mama can I blast 

And I said hmm excuse me and she walked past 

She was about five foot six or maybe six and a half 

With a body like a goddess, man, this girl was bad! 

Tight leather pants that fit like a drum 

And two big - yeah well, she had some 

Anyway from behind she was fine 

But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mine 

At first I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny 

But the laughter ceased when she said hey honey 

At first I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound 

My mouth wide open and my chin on the ground 

And then it hit me, like a bolt from the sky 

I thought: hold up - wait - this girl is a guy 

I tried to get away, I said, Well, never mind 

Maybe I'll see you some other time 

But then he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave 

And said, Hey boy, you look mighty cute in them jeans 

This had to be the most embarrassing thing in the world 

My whole neighbourhood was watching me get beat up by a girl 

And when my homeboys came, they didn't let me explain 

They said prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed 

My pride was busted right along with my eye 

Cause my homeboys didn't realize that this girl was a guy 

And in retrospect I had to laugh 

I can't believe I didn't notice that this girlie had a mustache 

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I remember last year, the day was October 5th 

And my family went away on a weekend ski trip 

And they left $100 and a note by the phone 

That said don't have any company till we get home 

No company I'm 18 They must be jokin! 

And by 10 my crib was smokin 

All of my friends with their hands in the air 

Screaming (party over here party over there) 

The party was jammin till at least about 5 

And as my friends were leaving, they were like Homes, it was live 

I thought the party was over, but really was just beginning 

I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four women 

Dressed in red leather, tight to their booties 

I gestured with my index finger come here, cuties 

I tried to be chill, I didn't wanna scare em 

I said Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres your harem 

I didn't waste time, I started shooting the gift 

I said Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend some time with 

I walked upstair, my adrenaline pumpin 

Till one hit me in the head with a lamp or somethin 

The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead 

With another Fred Flintstone lump on my head 

Of course I was mad, this type of thing can burn at you 

They tied me up and they were stealin my furniture 

I said Yo sweetheart, what's wrong with you 

What kind of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do?" 

She turned around and smiled and laughed 

And that's the way that I noticed that the girlie had a mustache 

Not four girls, four guys 

They were in disguise it was a set up all the time 

I made a complete fool of myself that day 

My parents were pullin up just as the u-haul truck was pullin away 

They walked in, looked like they seen a ghost 

There I was, gagged and bound and tied to the bed post 

My pop walked in and asked a brilliant question 

Son, where's the furniture and why is your room so messy 

Obviously Sherlock Holmes had been arrived 

I said What do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed 

I'm tied up, nothing's in one piece 

Let's discuss the facts later, mom, please call the police 

I wanted to have a party, I thought I was clever 

My pop told me I was on punishment forever! 

And in retrospect I had to laugh 

I can't believe I didn't notice that the girlie had a mustache 

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