If U Can't Dance Lyrics - Lost And Found - Will Smith

[Will Smith:] 

Yo, if you can't dance, it's cool to get up now 

Yeah see usually y'all stand off on the side 

Y'know you're a lil' embarrased or whatever 

But this one of them joints for e'rybody 

So get up on up, but keep it simple, slide 

[Chorus: Smith + Scherzinger] 

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby 

Left to right, all night, slide - that's all you gotta do 

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby 

Left to right, all night, slide - that's all you gotta do 

[Verse One: Will Smith] 

Now we all know the boy at the club, all liquored up 

Or with the bub tryin to pick 'em up 

Whack dancin, wookin pa nub 

His shirt too bright, pants too tight, boy settle down 

Now I ain't just messin wit'chu 

I got better things to do, I'm tryin to help 

I got a lesson for you, I know you do the best you could do 

Wanna get next to boo? Then the less you do, the better 

Cause women equate dance with sex 

They gon' see you, and be like - next 

But you gon' be like, hold up ma! - next 

But she gon' be like, uh-uh pah! - next 

Now looka here, rule number one, know your name 

It ain't Usher, Justin, Hammer? Then we can touch ya 

Rule number two, never do a dance you can't do 

Why stupid? You can't do it 

[Chorus] 

[Will Smith:] 

So I'm up in my spot in Miami the other night right 

And this dude out on the floor OD'n, just way overdancin 

You know so his mami wanna holla at me 

[Verse Two: Will Smith] 

She thought my name was Billy, I told her it was Willie 

She said she watched my TV show and I was very silly 

Told her I was from Philly, she looked at me said really? 

And judgin from her t-shirt I could tell that she was chilly 

So I gave her my sweater, she said her name was Etta 

She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta 

She said she glad I met her, let's go somewhere together 

She said she'd ride in my car, cause she knew my car was better 

The conversation cookin, attention gettin tooken 

My Spidey Sense is tinglin, I felt somebody lookin 

Now who this brother lookin, and now he runnin bookin 

I'm mad I'm like the fisherman I almost had my hook in 

I figured I should get up, and quickly clear my head up 

Rosetta got a man, got me feelin kinda set up 

Now dude was really fed up, and yo he wouldn't let up 

Homey if I hit you you might never ever get up 

Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn't handsome 

Comin like Mel Gibson like I had his girl from ransom 

Pedro wanna go outside 

Yo amigo, tranquilo, slide 

[Chorus] 

[Verse Three: Will Smith] 

Now rule number three is easy 

Please re-member that you ain't on Beach Street 

The sweet beat you ain't tryin to win no TV 

Another dude get a move no need to outdo it 

Rule number four, out on the floor 

Don't be doin moves that don't nobody do no more 

Draw too much attention it be adventureous on the floor 

There's a reason that don't nobody do 'em no more, you feel me? 

This may be hilarious 

But rule number five is SERIOUS, uh 

It's a shame to even have to discuss 

But it's no lip bitin or pelvic thrusts, I mean 

You think that move'll put the sting on her? 

You too close, tryin to put a ring on her? 

You don't know that girl, don't cling on her 

And don't put your thing on her, cool? 

[Chorus] 

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