Any Major Dude Will Tell You Lyrics - Wilco

I never seen you looking so bad my funky one 

You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone 

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Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend 

Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again 

When the demon is at your door 

In the morning it won't be there no more 

Any major dude will tell you 

Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine 

The people on the street have all seen better times 

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I can tell you all I know, the where to go, the what to do 

You can try to run but you can't hide from what's inside of you