Princess Rap Battle: Snow White Vs Elsa Lyrics - Singles - Whitney Avalon

[Snow White] : 

It's not lame that my aim here's to tell you the truth 

I'll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth 

Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame 

The fact that you can't claim the same is really a shame 

I'm the original princess, you're a copy of a copy 

I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy 

I'm fragile, but agile, rarely cross 

I am sweet, you can tweet, Imma treat, like a boss 

[Elsa] : 

Who the hell are you to step to me? 

An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency? 

You've got no skills 'cause you're focused on your looks 

And let's get to it, what's up with you and those seven schnooks? 

(Hi-ho!) 

I've heard you sing it's a high-pitched chirp 

You're Dopey 

[Snow White] : 

You're Grumpy 

[Elsa] : 

You're a bashful twerp 

That squeaky meek demeanor is an awful choice 

I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice 

[Snow White] : 

Uhmm - 

You should know that's not singing, you're just yelling 

At least now I can't hear the mean lies you're telling 

You could've grieved with your sister from the start 

But no you're the one who's really got a frozen heart 

You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it 

Had the chance to do better but like a pornstar, you blew it 

As for your powers, they're hardly legit 

You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit 

Does it really count as magic if when you 'let it go'? 

The only thing that moves is ice and snow 

I talk to animals and it always impresses 

You're just a blonde snowblower in sparkly dresses 

[Elsa] : 

That's right, manipulating snow 

I'm the best at that game, which means you're under my control 'cause that's you're stupid name 

And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? 

And who needs a man to save and kiss ya? 

I'm savvy, strong, single, and so independent 

You're the weakest role model while I am transcendent 

You're a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest 

I'm the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest 

So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean 

You're one ditsy princess, I'm a motherfucking queen